The Credit Crunch is affecting us all. I sold 5000 shares in a High Street Bank and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
Actually, the T-shirt is anything but lousy, it's very nicely made and the print won't fade, crack or peel. So, if we recover from the Credit Crunch and then have another one in a few years time, you'll still be able to wear the T-shirt!